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  • What Women’s Personal ads Really Mean || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor
    Adventurous: has slept with all your mates
    Athletic: flat chested
    Average looking: has a face like an arse
    Beautiful: pathological liar
    Contagious smile: does a lot of prescription drugs
    Educated: had the arse shagged off her by everybody at university
    Emotionally secure: on medication
    Feminist: obese
    40-ish: 49
    Free spirit: heroin addict
    Friendship first: former slut
    Fun: irritating
    Gentle: boring
    Good listener: autistic
    Large lady: morbidly obese
    Looking for soul mate: stalker
    New Age: (...)

  • Why man is attractive? || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor
    Adam is talking to God and asks him: “God, why did you make women so beautiful?”
    God replies: “So that you would find them attractive.”
    Then Adam asks: “Okay. God, but why did you have to make them so stupid?”
    God replies: “So that they would find you attractive.”

  • Quickie or quiche || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor
    A man walks into a wine bar, sits down at a table and studies the menu.
    A couple of minutes later he looks up to see a beautiful waitress standing in front of him. She is so gorgeous that he gasps with pure lust.
    “What would you like?” she asks.
    “A glass of claret and a quickie please,” he replies, drooling at the mouth.
    The waitress is so disgusted she storms off but returns a few minutes later when she has calmed down.
    Again she asks “What would you like?”
    He smiles and says again, “A glass (...)

  • My dad says the same thing || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor
    Two kids were arguing in the playground. “My dad’s a better darts player than your dad,” said the first boy.
    “No he ain’t,” said the second boy. “My dad got the highest score last week.”
    “OK, OK, but my mum’s better than your mum.”
    “Yeah, alright, my dad says the same thing.”

  • A good therapy || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor
    An 18-year-old boy says to his father, “Dad, I keep getting these terrible urges, what can I do about it?”
    “I think you’d better go and see my friend Bob, he’s a sex therapist, I’m sure he’ll be able to help. Pop round to his house this evening.”
    The boy does as his father suggests, but after 5 visits there’s no improvement.
    The sixth time he goes round the door is opened by Bob’s wife who tells him the therapist has been called away on urgent business.
    “Can I help at all?” she says.
    The boy tells (...)

  • You Want A Raise? || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor
    Our neighbor’s Brazilian maid asked for a pay increase.
    The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
    She asked: ’Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’
    Maria: ’Well, Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.’ The first is that I iron better than you.’
    Wife: ’Who said you iron better than me?’
    Maria: ’Your husband said so.’
    Wife: ’Oh.’
    Maria: ’The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’
    Wife: ’Nonsense, who said you were a better (...)

  • The lost dog || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor

  • Funny cat photobomb || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor

  • Funny Hot Dog || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor

  • Funny dog mating a monkey || Subscribe in a reader

    1 November 2011, by Editor


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