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• Correct Answers

  17 March 2008, by Editor

  Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

  Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

  "Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

  "Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

  "Correct." Says the teacher.

  So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey’s pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

  "Correct again." Says the teacher.

  So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

  Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey’s pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"

• Good Students

  17 March 2008, by Editor

  Q: Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?

  A: Class: At once!

• Homework

  17 March 2008, by Editor

  A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do."

  The mother exclaimed, "But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?"

  The little girl replied, "My homework."

• A Math Question

  17 March 2008, by Editor

  Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

  Patty: Seven!

  Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

  Patty: Seven!

  Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

  Patty: Six.

  Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

  Patty: Seven!

  Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

  Patty: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!