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• Clean Cup

  15 October 2007, by Editor

  Two businessmen are in a restuarant.

  Waiter: Will there be anything else gentlemen?

  First Businessman: Yes, two teas please.

  Second Businessman [sourly]: And make sure the cup is clean!

  Waiter goes off, then returns.

  Waiter: Two teas gentleman, now, who was it requested the clean cup?

• The Ritual

  15 October 2007, by Editor

  A woman is preparing Sunday dinner, as she has always done since she got married.

  Every Sunday they have boiled chicken and her daughter, now a teenager, is entrusted to assist.

  "Mum," her daughter asks, "why do you use two pots and put half a chicken in each one?"

  "It’s how my mother always did it dear," says mother as she adds chopped celery to each pot.

  "Yes, but why?" her daughter persists.

  "As I say it’s just always been the way, and I have simply followed her example ever since I married your father twenty years ago. Tell you what, perhaps we’ll phone granny and ask her the reason."

  So she goes to the phone and asks her mother if there was some ritual reason, or did it improve the cooking.

  There is a pause and the old lady replies with a pained sigh and not a little mockery in her voice,

  "I never had a pot big enough for a whole chicken!"

• Two Attorneys

  15 October 2007, by Editor

  Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

  The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!"

  The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

• Airline Food

  15 October 2007, by Editor

  It was mealtime on a small airline and the stewardess asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

  "What are my choices?" he asked.

  She replied, "Yes or No."