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• Name

  28 April 2008, by Editor

  A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn’t back off he asked her name.

  "Carmen," she replied.

  That’s a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

  "Who named you, your mother?"

  "No, I named myself, she answered.

  "Oh, that’s interesting. Why Carmen?"

  "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what’s your name?" she asked.

  "Beersex."

• Insomnia

  28 April 2008, by Editor

  A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

  "I know" said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."

• Harassment

  28 April 2008, by Editor

  A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

  The woman immediately goes into her supervisor’s office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

  The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What’s wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

  The woman replies, "He’s a midget.

• Memory Class

  28 April 2008, by Editor

  An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

  A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

  "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

  "Oh, ummmm, let’s see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what’s that flower’s name?"

  "A rose?" asked the neighbor.

  "Yes, that’s it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what’s the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"