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• The Tradition at Weddings

  26 November 2007, by Editor

  A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

  His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

  The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

• The Perfect Men

  26 November 2007, by Editor

  At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

  "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

  An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV!"

• The Wrong Marriage

  26 November 2007, by Editor

  At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

  The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

• Success in Marriage

  26 November 2007, by Editor

  A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.

  When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."