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• Secret Service

  31 March 2008, by Editor

  A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

  The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

  My friend replied, "I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

  Pastor questioned, "How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

  He whispered back, "I’m in the secret service. "

• Panty Hose

  31 March 2008, by Editor

  One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What’s here?"

  "I know!" a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"

• Easter Q&As

  31 March 2008, by Editor

  Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!

  How does Easter end? With the letter R!

  What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!

  How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot!

  How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? He said it was eggs-cellent!

  How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

  What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny!

  What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail!

  Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end! How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare plane!

  How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush!

  How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny wearing glasses?