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• Choice of Engineering Students

  28 April 2008, by Editor

  Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

  The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, ’Take what you want.’ "

  The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice — the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit."

• Scientific Views

  28 April 2008, by Editor

  A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes.

  After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house ! The Physicist "The measurement wasn’t accurate". The Biologist’s "They have reproduced". The Mathematician "If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will be empty again."

• Needs

  28 April 2008, by Editor
  Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn’t you be like the math. department - all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

• English Exam

  28 April 2008, by Editor

  It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class!

  The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

  "You’re not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

  "Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. 1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

  "No you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late." The student looked incredulous and angry.

  "Do you know WHO I am?"

  "No, as a matter of fact I don’t," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

  "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.

  "No, and I don’t care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

  "Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room