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• Eating Pizza

  12 May 2008, by Editor

  The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

  "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

• She is So Blonde

  12 May 2008, by Editor

  She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

  She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

  She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

  She tried to drown a fish.

  She thought a quarterback was a refund.

  She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

  If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back.

  They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

  Under ’education’ on her job application, she put ’Hooked On Phonics.’

  She tripped over a cordless phone.

  She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

  At the bottom of the application where it says ’sign here’, she put ’Sagittarius.’

  If she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.

  She studied for a blood test... and failed.

  She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.

  She sold the car for gas money.

• NASA Experiment

  12 May 2008, by Editor

  A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.

  First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"

  After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."

  They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.

  Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.

  Finally, the blonde entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

  The people from NASA replied, "why, don’t you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"

  The blonde smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I’d go at night!"

• Red Ears

  12 May 2008, by Editor
  One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears. The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called again."