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• Painting

  17 March 2008, by Editor

  A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

  Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

  She showed him the instructions on the tin,

  "For best results, put on two coats".

• A Bet

  17 March 2008, by Editor

  A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.

  Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

  "I can’t take this, you’re my friend."

  But the blonde insisted saying,

  "No. A bet’s a bet."

  Then the redhead said

  "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money."

  The blonde replied

  "Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!"

• You’ve Got A Mail

  17 March 2008, by Editor

  A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

  As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

  Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

  To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

  My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got a mail!”

• A Fart

  17 March 2008, by Editor

  Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane.

  The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane.

  Then, the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane.

  Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my new kitty".

  Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my new puppy."

  Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!!"