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• Dog Who Played Baseball

  1 July 2009, by Editor

  During the local match, a spectator was surprised to see a dog walk onto the pitch and start pitching, eventually striking out the other all star team, and scoring two home runs.

  "That’s incredible!" he exclaimed to the man next to him.

  "Yes," he said, "but he’s a terrible disappointment to his parents. They wanted him to be a footballer."

• Is There Baseball In Heaven?

  1 July 2009, by Editor

  Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven."

  The dying man said, "We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you." And then he dies.

  A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven."

  "What’s the bad news?"

  "You’re pitching on Wednesday."

• If I could hit the ball that way ...

  1 July 2009, by Editor

  Bob Gibson, known for his sarcastic wit, caught teammate Curt Flood off guard with a rare compliment as Gibson watched him take batting practice."Way to hit the ball, roomie. If I could hit the ball that way, I’d take off my toeplate and retire from pitching," Gibson said.

  Flood smiled.

  "In fact, roomie,’’ Gibson continued, "If I hit the way you do, I think I’d also retire from baseball."

• Two boys are playing hockey .

  1 July 2009, by Editor

  Two boys are playing hockey on an inlet on a pond in suburban Chicago when one is attacker by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to the boy. "Young White Sox Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

  "But I’m not a Sox fan," the little hero replied.

  "Sorry, since we are in Chicago, I just assumed you were," said the reporter, and he began writing again.

  "Cubs Fan Rescues Friends from Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.

  "I’m not a Cubs fan either," the boy said.

  "I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs or the Sox. What team do you root for?" inquired the reporter. "I’m a Yankees fan," the child responded.

  The reporter turned the page in his notebook and wrote "Little Brat from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."

• Little League Conference

  1 July 2009, by Editor

  Coach Jones called the young lad in from center field during a Little League game for a conference.

  "See here Larry," said the coach, "you know the principles of good sportsmanship that the Little League practices. You also know we don’t tolerate temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language. Do I make myself clear?"

  "Yes, sir," replied Larry.

  "Well, then Larry," sighed Coach Jones, "would you please try to explain it to your mother?"