Tag Archives: wishes

Smarter man

Posted on June 27, 2013 by JokesLab
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Three men were walking down a street and found a bottle laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said, ”You will each get one wish.” The first man wished … Continue reading →

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Wishes

Posted on December 25, 2012 by JokesLab
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Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked,”When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say … Continue reading →

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Blonde and genie

Posted on December 11, 2012 by JokesLab
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give … Continue reading →

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The ex-wife and the genie

Posted on August 15, 2012 by JokesLab
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One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. ”I will grant you three wishes … Continue reading →

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The never-ending joint

Posted on August 3, 2012 by JokesLab
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There was this pot-head walking down a road when a genie appeared in front of him and said, “I’ll grant you two wishes. What is your first wish?” asked the genie. The pot-head replied, “I want a never ending joint. … Continue reading →

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Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered

Posted on May 1, 2012 by JokesLab
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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ”Well, now,” says the … Continue reading →

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Three Wishes

Posted on December 17, 2011 by JokesLab
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A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks … Continue reading →

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The Genie, Irish, English and Scottish

Posted on September 29, 2011 by JokesLab
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Three guys, one Irish, one English and one Scottish are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total”,says the … Continue reading →

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Three wishes for blondes

Posted on September 17, 2011 by JokesLab
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Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish … Continue reading →

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God’s speed of service

Posted on July 7, 2011 by JokesLab

A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him. God replied, ”Oh, about one penny.” Then the man asked how much an eternity was to him. God replied, ”Oh, about a second.” Then the man asked. ”Can … Continue reading →

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Last wish

Posted on July 6, 2011 by JokesLab

A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely. The next morning the man was brought … Continue reading →

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