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Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 … Continue reading
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Tagged bug, computer, girl friend, husband, mistress, popup, resource, upgrade, wife
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Difference between woman and dog
What’s the difference between a woman and dog at your front door? The dog will stop barking once you let it in!
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged animal, bark, dog, door, wife, woman
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Grounds for divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property.” “I mean,” he continued, “What are your … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged commnication, court, divorce, husband, judge, marriage, wife
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Watch out for the wall
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged casket, ceremony, funeral, husband, wife
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The engineer’s love life
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged architect, artist, engineer, job, lab, mistress, wife
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Hold this stuff for a while
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says: ”I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” The husband says, ”WHAT??” The wife explains … Continue reading
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Tagged clothes, husband, sex, shoes, shopping, wife
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Rejected
These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, “I can’t let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry.” Dejected, he turned and … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged beer, heaven, husband, marriage, money, St. Peter, wife
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After all, I was married to her for 40 years
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged boat, bridge, fishing, funeral, husband, marriage, river, wife
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Heal, not raise the dead
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it’s soon time for the healing portion of the show. “If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged death, God, husband, penis, TV, wife
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Ten dollars is ten dollars
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, ”Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Martha would say, ”I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs … Continue reading
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Tagged airplane, fair, husband, money, pilot, wife
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A free wonderful weekend
Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. “Show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged check, coat, husband, man, money, sex, shop, weekend, wife, woman
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Husband detector
What do you call a women who knows where her husband is each night? A widow
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged home, husband, widow, wife
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Difference between men and women
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never … Continue reading
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged argument, husband, man, marriage, money, top 10 list, wife, woman
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Singing parrot
A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store looking for a parrot. The salesperson showed the man to a very beautiful parrot. ”It’s beautiful!” cried the man, ”Does … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged fire, gift, husband, match, parrot, pet, sing, song, wife
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Ready to go home
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. Which he chugged, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer. This … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bar, beer, home, husband, photo, wife
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Why do wives live longer ?
Why do wives live longer than their husbands? Because they aren’t married to women!
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged family, husband, life, man, marriage, wife, woman
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Beard
A woman complains to her friend that her husband is losing interest in sex, and he prefers nights out with the guys to the joys of copulation. Her friend tells her that to win his love, she must make more … Continue reading
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Tagged beard, bed, dinner, husband, leg, mirror, sex, underwear, wife
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Go get your mother
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a near-by mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked his Father, ”What … Continue reading
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Tagged Amish, child, elevator, husband, lift, wife, woman
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Waiting for autumn
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are … Continue reading
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Tagged art, autumn, husband, leaf, nude, paint, wife
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Surprise
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bean, birthday, dinner, fart, guest, husband, surprise, telephone, wife
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