Tag Archives: waiter

The breakfast order


A man arrives at the breakfast room in the hotel at which he is staying and calls over the head waiter. “I believe that this morning I would like two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it’s runny, and … Continue reading

Posted in Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Restaurant Jokes | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Pig in the bar


A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ”Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then the lady answered, ”Excuse me, I think this is a … Continue reading

Posted in Bar Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Got any grapes?


A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Air conditioning

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he’d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on … Continue reading

Posted in Restaurant Jokes | Tagged , | Leave a comment