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The reason why I fired my secretary

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Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even … Continue reading

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The head hog

A man called the church office one day and said, “Can I please speak to the head hog at the trough?” The secretary, highly offended, said, “If you mean the pastor, then you may refer to him as ’Pastor’ or … Continue reading

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Liar

The manager of a small business and his secretary decided to go over to her place for some “gymnastics”. Afterwards, they both fall asleep When the manager wakes up and looks at his watch, he discovers that it is after … Continue reading

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