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Mexican smuggler

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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that get … Continue reading

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Buried Lawyers

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Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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