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Things I’ve learned from my children


1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 4. … Continue reading

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Obnoxious pool fun

*Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down until your demands are met. *Tell the lifeguards that they aren’t doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today. *Ask people if … Continue reading

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