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I was hiding innocently in the fridge

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Three guys were at the Pearly Gates when Peter answered. He said there was one space open for someone. He asked them how they died. “I came home one day and saw my wife in bed, naked. I looked all … Continue reading

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Blonde painting a porch

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs … Continue reading

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Waiting for autumn

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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are … Continue reading

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Blonde painting- two coats

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A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. So the next day … Continue reading

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Painting

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why … Continue reading

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How’s married life?

John, an avant-garde painter, got married. Someone asked the bride a few weeks after the wedding, “How’s married life, Helen?” “It’s great,” she answered. “My husband paints, I cook; then we try to guess what he painted and what I … Continue reading

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Blonde painting

A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. … Continue reading

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