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Let me hold your monkey

bad-kid-drinking-smoking

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle … Continue reading

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The creation of man

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God created the mule, and told him, ” You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.   You will eat grass and lack intelligence.  You will live for 50 years.” The … Continue reading

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Making a cake

wedding photo, mating dogs

A boy and his Chinese family went to the zoo, and they saw two monkeys having sex. The boy asked “What are they doing?” The parents replied “Making a cake.” On the way home, they saw two poodles having sex. … Continue reading

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