Tag Archives: mirror

Woman’s age

Posted on November 5, 2014 by JokesLab
funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look … Continue reading →

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Suicide blonde

Posted on April 13, 2014 by JokesLab
Suicide blonde

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Say something positive

Posted on January 1, 2013 by JokesLab
sexy-scene

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know, dear,” she says, “I look in the mirror, and I see an old … Continue reading →

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Blondes in the mirror

Posted on May 12, 2012 by JokesLab
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Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks at it. ”WOW! I know this person. I’ve seen this person before.” The other blonde takes the mirror … Continue reading →

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Magic mirror

Posted on April 12, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and … Continue reading →

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Beard

Posted on April 5, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-man-in-thong-in-beach

A woman complains to her friend that her husband is losing interest in sex, and he prefers nights out with the guys to the joys of copulation. Her friend tells her that to win his love, she must make more … Continue reading →

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Stop lipstick on the mirror

Posted on January 3, 2012 by JokesLab
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was … Continue reading →

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Blonde and picture

Posted on November 20, 2011 by JokesLab
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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The magic mirror

Posted on August 26, 2011 by JokesLab
funny-When-you-drink-too-much-all-woman-becomes-sexy

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire … Continue reading →

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