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Fight between the musicians

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At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight. He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about. The oboe player says, “He broke my … Continue reading

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A software engineer, a hardware engineer and a branch manager

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control … Continue reading

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Job interview cheat

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Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion … Continue reading

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Engineer and manager

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A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him … Continue reading

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The Manager’s Problem

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An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill… He thought he’d fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the … Continue reading

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Hierarchy

From: General Manager To: Departmental Heads ”On Friday evening at 5 p.m., Halley’s Comet will be visible in this area—an event which occurs only once every 76 years. Please have the employees assemble in the park area outside the building … Continue reading

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