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English Jesus

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Why wasn’t Jesus born in Essex, England? Because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin!

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Was Jesus Jewish,Irish, Purerto Rican, Italian, Californian, or Black?

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PROOF THAT JESUS WAS Jewish: 1. He went into his father’s business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God. PROOF … Continue reading

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Jesus saves

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, “Cool it. I am … Continue reading

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Parrot and the robber

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One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ”Jesus is watching you!”while he rummaged through the desk. He replied, ”Who said that?!” Once again he heard the same thing, ”Jesus is watching you!” The robber … Continue reading

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They walked

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. ”I’ll make a deal with you,” said his father. “You bring your grades up, … Continue reading

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