Tag Archives: ice cream

Circumcision

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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim, what’re you in for?” “I’m getting … Continue reading

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Chocolate ice cream

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A lady walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk for a pint of chocolate ice cream. The clerk told the lady “Miss, we are all out of chocolate ice cream.” The lady says “Oh, okay. Give me a … Continue reading

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Special order

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper … Continue reading

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