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Washington, Nixon, & Clinton

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton? A: Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Clinton doesn’t know the difference!

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Never believe in Washington’s story

‘One time, back in the ”day,” a boy named Johnny was walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to impress her, so he said, ”I bet you I can push my father’s outhouse into the river.” She didn’t … Continue reading

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