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Brunette meets Genie

Posted on June 2, 2014 by JokesLab
Brunette meets Genie

A Brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says,”You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes … Continue reading →

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Smarter man

Posted on June 27, 2013 by JokesLab
drunken-girl

Three men were walking down a street and found a bottle laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said, ”You will each get one wish.” The first man wished … Continue reading →

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Piss in the boat

Posted on April 10, 2013 by JokesLab
two-beers-are-better-than-one

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and … Continue reading →

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Blonde and genie

Posted on December 11, 2012 by JokesLab
public-entrance

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give … Continue reading →

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3 wishes of a government worker

Posted on September 13, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs

One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c’mon, I’m sure there’s one buried in your desk too.) Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he … Continue reading →

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The ex-wife and the genie

Posted on August 15, 2012 by JokesLab
yard-sign-cheating-husband

One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. ”I will grant you three wishes … Continue reading →

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The never-ending joint

Posted on August 3, 2012 by JokesLab
save-a-virgin-do-me-instead

There was this pot-head walking down a road when a genie appeared in front of him and said, “I’ll grant you two wishes. What is your first wish?” asked the genie. The pot-head replied, “I want a never ending joint. … Continue reading →

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Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered

Posted on May 1, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-horse-ride-dog

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ”Well, now,” says the … Continue reading →

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Genie can’t deliver

Posted on April 21, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-shark-seat-and-woman

There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running … Continue reading →

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A cold day in the hell

Posted on January 4, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-tear-off_make-a-difference

A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end … Continue reading →

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Statue Fantasy

Posted on January 2, 2012 by JokesLab
curious-dolphin-and-woman

An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were positioned on opposite ends of the park, facing each other with their arms extended out … Continue reading →

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Third wish

Posted on November 21, 2011 by JokesLab
funny-double-deck-car

This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt-encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold it was a very old oil lamp. The … Continue reading →

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The Genie, Irish, English and Scottish

Posted on September 29, 2011 by JokesLab
condom-ads-durex-xl

Three guys, one Irish, one English and one Scottish are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total”,says the … Continue reading →

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Three wishes for blondes

Posted on September 17, 2011 by JokesLab
I-rule-because-I-have-pussy

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish … Continue reading →

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Double for mother-in-law

Posted on September 1, 2011 by JokesLab
dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half … Continue reading →

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