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Shooting an elephant

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold its trunk until it goes blue and the shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Elephant and man

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? ”It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?”

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Animals and fridge!

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1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, … Continue reading

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Putting on my shoes

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One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for … Continue reading

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