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Move your cat

Move your cat

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and … Continue reading

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Difference between woman and dog

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What’s the difference between a woman and dog at your front door? The dog will stop barking once you let it in!

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Blonde submarine

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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

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Reflections

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1. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 2. I’m in shape. Round is a shape. 3. Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take … Continue reading

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Suicidal Blonde

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One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend’s house. She busts down … Continue reading

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