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Famous last words


* I’ll get a world record for this. * Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. * Let’s ask that group of basketball players for directions. * Here’s my Kent State student ID. * … Continue reading

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I love hearing it


A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.” The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, “I want … Continue reading

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