Tag Archives: death

Skin canoes

Posted on October 6, 2012 by JokesLab
hot-ballon-bird

Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men are led to a grave site next to the water. “You have two choices of death,” says the chief. “We either will kill you as a coward, or we will … Continue reading →

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The ex-wife and the genie

Posted on August 15, 2012 by JokesLab
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One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. ”I will grant you three wishes … Continue reading →

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The wishing well

Posted on July 7, 2012 by JokesLab
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A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns. … Continue reading →

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Heal, not raise the dead

Posted on May 4, 2012 by JokesLab
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An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it’s soon time for the healing portion of the show. “If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on … Continue reading →

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Bad luck

Posted on January 12, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-dream

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to,he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he … Continue reading →

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Final confession

Posted on November 7, 2011 by JokesLab
funny-mating-giraffe-fucking-horse

Brittany was on her deathbed with her husband Adam at her side. “Honey, I need to make a confession.” whimpered Brittany groggily, “I slept with your brother, your cousin, and your father.” ”It’s okay, Sweetie. I know,” replied Adam as … Continue reading →

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A death in the blonde’s family

Posted on July 3, 2011 by JokesLab

One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little … Continue reading →

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