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Top 10 reasons why cats are small women in fur coat
1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They’re totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play they want to be left alone. 6. … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List Tagged animal, cat, fur, girl, man, top 10 list, woman Leave a comment
How to bath a cat
I. Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don’t try to bathe him in an open … Continue reading
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Move your cat
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and … Continue reading
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Lawyers on the beach
How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand.
cat scan and lab tests
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body … Continue reading
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Cat scan
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn’t at her feet. She found him in … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Veterinarian Jokes, Your Momma Jokes Tagged animal, bed, bill, cat, dog, sleep, Veterinarian, woman Leave a comment
Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ”Well, now,” says the … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Genie Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes Tagged animal, cat, genie, sex, wishes, woman Leave a comment
Men vs. Women
NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, … Continue reading
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Meals on wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful — she had to sleep in cold back … Continue reading
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On the roof
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so … Continue reading
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How to clean a cat? from a dog
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, … Continue reading
Top 10 things only women understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions. 9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds. 7) “Fat” clothes. 6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5) The … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Top 10 List Tagged cat, eyelash, man, scale, top 10 list, woman Leave a comment
A Fart
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon … Continue reading
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