Tag Archives: campus

Season pass

Posted on November 25, 2014 by JokesLab
free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-here

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule … Continue reading →

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You know you’re out of college when…

Posted on June 13, 2013 by JokesLab
sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-for

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your potted plants stay alive. 3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd. 4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 5. You have to pay your own credit … Continue reading →

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Plus sign

Posted on May 26, 2013 by JokesLab
funny-kangaroo

A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school. After … Continue reading →

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Bush’s tragedy

Posted on December 27, 2012 by JokesLab
terrosists-in-beach

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ”tragedy.” “Well,” one girl replied, “If my … Continue reading →

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Little Johnny’s essay

Posted on September 2, 2012 by JokesLab
why-dog-is-better-than-boy-friend

Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.” Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”

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Chemical formula for water

Posted on August 29, 2012 by JokesLab
boy-and-sexy-model

Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!! The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?” Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”

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Computer class fun

Posted on January 18, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-grave-computer-nerd

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched … Continue reading →

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Give him another chance

Posted on January 3, 2012 by JokesLab
watching-the-football-game

A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what … Continue reading →

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Stop lipstick on the mirror

Posted on January 3, 2012 by JokesLab
breakfast-in-bed

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was … Continue reading →

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