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How do blonde braincells die?

How do blonde braincells die?

Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.

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Brain transplant

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, ”Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” ”Well, how much does a brain cost?” asked the relatives. ”For a male brain, $500,000. … Continue reading

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Why do men sit with their legs wide open?

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Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open? A: So their brains can breathe.

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Bigfoot and blonde

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What’s the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we’ll find Bigfoot.

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Adam and Eve

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After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, … Continue reading

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Barbie and Britney

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Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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Intelligence must come from your mother

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Son: ”Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” Dad: ”Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.”

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Oxygen to the brains

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Why do men have holes at the end of their penises? So oxygen can get to their brains.

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Blood circulation

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A lesson about blood flow and circulation. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, … Continue reading

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M.A.R.I.N.E.

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What does marine stand for? Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.

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Lawyer brains

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A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says ‘Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 … Continue reading

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Cross-examining

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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? … Continue reading

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Blonde and Cop

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One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. ”You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next … Continue reading

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Male & female brains

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One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was showing them brains from real people and telling how expensive it would be to buy one. He said it was five million dollars … Continue reading

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Hermaphrodite

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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ”I have something to tell you about your child…” The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, … Continue reading

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A man’s brain cells

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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she … Continue reading

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