Tag Archives: boy

Season pass

Posted on November 25, 2014 by JokesLab
free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-here

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule … Continue reading →

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Something to play with

Posted on June 24, 2014 by JokesLab
natural-cock-cactus

When I was growing up I was so poor if I wasn’t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

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You can try again

Posted on May 27, 2013 by JokesLab
funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this ’news’ to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”The girl picks up the … Continue reading →

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Plus sign

Posted on May 26, 2013 by JokesLab
funny-kangaroo

A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school. After … Continue reading →

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Screw or twist

Posted on February 14, 2013 by JokesLab
bikini-girl-on-beach

It’s the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and … Continue reading →

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Mathematics

Posted on November 7, 2012 by JokesLab
shit-slogan-my-boyfriends-wife-hate-these-boobs

He’s teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, ”Now that’s addition.” And as he added smack by smack, in silent sanctification, she sweetly gave the kisses back and … Continue reading →

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He said, she said

Posted on October 26, 2012 by JokesLab
boys-like-balls

Girl and boy are having a relationship of about four months now. One Friday night they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few, then go on to get some food at a local restaurant near their … Continue reading →

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Girls can get as many as they want

Posted on August 6, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-toilet-mural

An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day passing an 8 year old girl’s house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can’t resist taunting the girl. He holds up his football and … Continue reading →

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Boy buying condoms

Posted on July 20, 2012 by JokesLab
i-am-not-virgin

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for … Continue reading →

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Letter to God

Posted on July 16, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send … Continue reading →

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Where is the God?

Posted on July 15, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-boy-finding-food-in-refrigerator

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. They boys’ mother … Continue reading →

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Sex with parrot

Posted on July 5, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-hairdo-mouth-eyes-nose

One day there was a teenage punk-rock boy who decided to go to the local shopping mall. He had just about the craziest hair-do you could imagine. His hair was spiked into chunks all over his head, and each spike … Continue reading →

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Why did you eat him?

Posted on April 11, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-kid-i-pad-myself

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “I’m having a baby.” With big eyes, he asked, “Is … Continue reading →

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Playing violin

Posted on April 10, 2012 by JokesLab
dog-photo-and-cat-photobomb

Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read. The family dog was at there too, and, on hearing the screeching sounds, began to howl. Johnny’s father listened to the dog and … Continue reading →

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Tale of the two dead boys

Posted on August 7, 2011 by JokesLab

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot … Continue reading →

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