Tag Archives: bear

A day of a deer hunter

funny-kangaroo

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00 A.M. Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed. 2:30 A.M. Throw everything but kitchen sink in camper. 3:00 A.M. Leave for deep woods. 3:15 A.M. Drive back home and pick up gun. … Continue reading

Posted in American Jokes, Animal Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some rabbits

dog-photo-and-cat-bomb

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has … Continue reading

Posted in American Jokes, Animal Jokes, Police Jokes, Politician Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The other side

funny-fail-advertisement-yahoo-404

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day, the bear was sitting on a … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Christian bear

free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-here

One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. When in the woods he came upon a bear. He started running, and he ran for a while until all of a sudden he tripped over a … Continue reading

Posted in Church and God Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Grizzly bear warning

funny-polar-bear-and-girl

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this bulletin… “Warning: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly OKbear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters and fishermen to take extra precautions and … Continue reading

Posted in Alaska Jokes, Animal Jokes, Office Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Indian promiscuity

US-solider-in-Iraq-fucking-the-camel

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair. “How did you get that feather?” the woman asked. “I screw one squaw,” the Indian said. Then, … Continue reading

Posted in Country Jokes, Indian Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Three Wishes

photo-bomb-naked-man-with-girls

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Genie Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Papa bear

funny-sleeping-baby

My husband’s cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears — one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the boy seemed confused, his … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment