Tag Archives: accident

I’ll just wait on the cops

Posted on April 17, 2014 by JokesLab
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A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. ”Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a … Continue reading →

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The blue eye

Posted on August 28, 2013 by JokesLab
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One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted in him getting his eye gouged out. He was rushed to hospital, and, after awaking from an emergency operation, was told by the doctor that he’d been given a … Continue reading →

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A software engineer, a hardware engineer and a branch manager

Posted on June 20, 2013 by JokesLab
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control … Continue reading →

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Definition of crying shame

Posted on June 6, 2013 by JokesLab
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Q: What is the definition “lucky break?” A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”? A: There was an empty seat.

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Question for lawyer

Posted on May 29, 2013 by JokesLab
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A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for … Continue reading →

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I’m just trying to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass

Posted on February 25, 2013 by JokesLab
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A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection one afternoon observed a blind man with his seeing-eye dog waiting to cross the street. All of a sudden, the policeman was aghast at the sight of the seeing-eye dog bolting … Continue reading →

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A man with no ears

Posted on December 28, 2012 by JokesLab
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A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. … Continue reading →

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Bush’s tragedy

Posted on December 27, 2012 by JokesLab
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One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ”tragedy.” “Well,” one girl replied, “If my … Continue reading →

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Wishes

Posted on December 25, 2012 by JokesLab
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Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked,”When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say … Continue reading →

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Recruiting

Posted on December 3, 2012 by JokesLab
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A highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the pearly gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get … Continue reading →

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Parachute

Posted on June 18, 2012 by JokesLab
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Four people are in an airplane: the president, the smartest man in the world, an old man and a young girl. The plane catches on fire and there are only three parachutes. The president gets one and says, “My country … Continue reading →

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How are you feeling?

Posted on December 16, 2011 by JokesLab
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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene … Continue reading →

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To feel like a woman

Posted on August 31, 2011 by JokesLab
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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in … Continue reading →

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Drowning blonde

Posted on July 2, 2011 by JokesLab

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the … Continue reading →

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