Category Archives: Your Momma Jokes

Cat scan

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There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn’t at her feet. She found him in … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. cat scan and lab tests
  2. Justification for child custody
  3. Naughty parrot
  4. Designated decoy
  5. Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered

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A letter from Mom

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Dear Son, I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you first left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Driver answers
  2. Letter to God
  3. How to keep the marriage, and save money
  4. 4-letter words
  5. Work days

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I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. The ‘hind-lick’ maneuver
  2. To feel like a woman
  3. Do you know who you’re talking to?
  4. Talking penguin
  5. Swimming blonde

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Sunbath

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A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn’t care so much, though, because nobody ever came … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Waiter and fart
  2. He said, she said
  3. Room 1221
  4. Gorilla in a Tree
  5. On the roof

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Mom’s favourite gift

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Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. “Well,” said the first one, “I … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Valentine’s day gift for ex-wives
  2. Father Christmas gift
  3. Gift for mother-in-law
  4. Gift for teacher
  5. Top ten things to say about a Christmas gift you don’t like…

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