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Category Archives: Sports Jokes
Golf and G-spots
What’s the difference between golf balls and the G-Spot? Men go looking for Golf balls
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A, Sports Jokes Tagged golf, man, sex, woman Leave a comment
You’re not old enough
A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it. His grandson says, “Grandpa, can I try some of your cigarette?” “Can you touch your … Continue reading
Blondes on a rope
There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. They had nothing to hold them to the rope. The rope began slipping and breaking. The brunette said, ”Girls, I’m going to let go of the rope, … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged blonde, brunette, clap, rope, speech Leave a comment
Return the bird dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a bird dog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged animal, bird, blonde, dog, hunting, pet Leave a comment
Tennis balls
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged ball, blonde, elbow, tennis Leave a comment
After all, I was married to her for 40 years
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged boat, bridge, fishing, funeral, husband, marriage, river, wife Leave a comment
Blonde swimming
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield. Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to the … Continue reading
Lawyer buddy
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, … Continue reading
New York reporter
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged cowboy, dog, fan, football, New York, reported, rottweiler Leave a comment
Scotsman at a baseball game
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….Run!” The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, British Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged ball, baseball, Scotsman, sports, tourist Leave a comment
Football team names
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Posted in Country Jokes, Short Q & A, Sports Jokes, Tennessee Jokes Tagged Florda, football, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee, Tennessee Titans, tit Leave a comment
Fishing?
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, “Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Sports Jokes, Your Momma Jokes Tagged fishing, husband, pajamas, travel, wife Leave a comment
A cold day in the hell
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Genie Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged devil, genie, super bowl, weather Leave a comment
Give him another chance
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged campus, coach, exam, football, math, player Leave a comment
Putting on my shoes
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged animal, centipede, elephant, football, gorilla, rhinoceros, shoes Leave a comment
Get away from my deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged cowboy, deer, gun, horse, hunter, shooting, wife Leave a comment
Answer
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, “Roger!”, and was relieved to hear a faint reply. … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged arm, cliff climbing, leg, mountain, mouth, rescue, rope Leave a comment
Four sons
Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I’m so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he’s made enough that … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged car, father, golf, home, money, son, stripper Leave a comment
Obnoxious pool fun
*Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down until your demands are met. *Tell the lifeguards that they aren’t doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today. *Ask people if … Continue reading
Baseball in heaven
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?” … Continue reading
