Category Archives: Sports Jokes

jokes on all kinds of sports, football, soccer, gym,…

After all, I was married to her for 40 years

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Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Pretend we’re married
  2. I am married to your sister
  3. I was delivering this bridge
  4. I married into the family of pigs..
  5. Fishing?

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Blonde swimming

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Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield. Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to the … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Last requests for blonde, brunette and redhead
  2. Together
  3. Blonde in a breaststroke swimming race
  4. Blonde and police car
  5. Blonde and Cop

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Lawyer buddy

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Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. when a lawyer is about to lie?
  2. First-time golfer
  3. Golfing buddy
  4. Golf cheat
  5. A blonde may be smarter than a lawyer

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New York reporter

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Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. You’re So Ugly
  2. It makes your eyes bulge and your ears protrude
  3. Pope in New York
  4. Insane asylum fence
  5. Sexes of parrots

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Scotsman at a baseball game

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A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….Run!” The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Keep the egg
  2. First-time golfer
  3. Baseball in heaven
  4. The three astronauts
  5. Lawyer buddy

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