Category Archives: Short Q & A

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Henry Ford on marriage

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A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful married life. “Same as with cars – STICK TO ONE MODEL.”

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Never trust a woman

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Q: Why can you never trust a woman? A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and does not die?

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Alexander and Kermit

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Bigfoot and blonde

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What’s the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we’ll find Bigfoot.

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Blonde pregnancy

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What does a blonde say when she finds out she’s pregnant? Are you sure it’s mine?

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Computer vs. air conditioner

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How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you open Windows it won’t work!

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Barbie and Britney

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Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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Baby army

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Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!  

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Pantyhose

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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

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The secret of speed

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Plane: How do you fly so fast? Rocket: You’ll know when your ass is on fire!  

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Golf and G-spots

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What’s the difference between golf balls and the G-Spot? Men go looking for Golf balls

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Intelligence must come from your mother

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Son: ”Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” Dad: ”Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.”

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Driver answers

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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license … Continue reading

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Second-hand store

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Q: Where do you go when your hand falls off? A: To the second-hand store!

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True love

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What does a man call true love? An erection.

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Oxygen to the brains

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Why do men have holes at the end of their penises? So oxygen can get to their brains.

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Who invented maps?

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How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile?

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Sensitive men

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Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good looking? They already have boyfriends.

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Embarrass an archeologist

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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!

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when a lawyer is about to lie?

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How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

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