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- How to remap Bixby button on Galaxy S9 and S9+ after updating to Android Pie?
- How to use the updated camera app in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
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- How to lock Galaxy S9 home screen layout on Galaxy S9 and S9+ with Android Pie update?
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- How to use app shortcuts in Galaxy S8 Home screen in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
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- How to Install Galaxy S8 Android Oreo Update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- New status icons in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+
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- How to use Galaxy S7 blue light filter in Galaxy S7 and Galaxy S7 edge Android Nougat update?
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Category Archives: Science Jokes
Dubya quotes
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” …George W. Bush “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” …Governor George W. Bush “Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.” …Governor George W. Bush … Continue reading
Posted in Politician Jokes, Science Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged George Dubya Bush, quote
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A Brief History of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. – That root is heathen, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. – That … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged antibiotic, history, medicine, pill, pray, root
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The secret of speed
Plane: How do you fly so fast? Rocket: You’ll know when your ass is on fire!
Oxygen to the brains
Why do men have holes at the end of their penises? So oxygen can get to their brains.
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Science Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged brain, man, penis
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Who invented maps?
How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile?
Embarrass an archeologist
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!
Corpsalicious!
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ”There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don’t fear anything.” After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged anus, corpse, finger, lick, professor, student
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Blood circulation
A lesson about blood flow and circulation. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged blood, brain, child, face, foot, pupil, science, student, teacher
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Einsteinism
Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged Albert Einstein, chauffeur, dinner, professor, question, speech
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Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as “Bonkistry”. He has been around forever, so I wouldn’t put it past him to come up with … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Computer Jokes, People Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged chemistry, Duke, exam, tire
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Modern science
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90% — wedding cake!
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged cake, scientist, sex, wedding, woman
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Fish hit a wall
What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!
Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged dam, fish, wall, water
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Lawyer brains
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says ‘Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 … Continue reading
Posted in Lawyer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged brain, doctor, lawyer, price, store
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good of man. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged Albert Einstein, Aristotle, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Charless Darwin, chicken, Martin Luther king, Plato, road, sex
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Death of the dinosaurs
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged dinosaur, moon, science, sun
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Visit the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, “We should go to Mars.” The redhead said, “We should go to the Moon.” … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged blonde, mars, moon, NASA, sun
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Inventions
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle.” “OK,” says the clerk. “What do you call it?” “A … Continue reading
Thaw the chicken
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, British Jokes, Office Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged airplane, British, chicken, gun, NASA, train
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Printing yellow
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard’s DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn’t solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which … Continue reading
Posted in Computer Jokes, Office Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged color, customer support, HP, office, paper, printer
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Panda bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders. The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Restaurant Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged animal, bar, encyclopedia, gun, panada, restaurant, shoot
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