Category Archives: Science Jokes

jokes on science, engineering, scientist, and engineers

Lawyer brains

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A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says ‘Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 … Continue reading →


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  1. Brain pricing practice
  2. Brain transplant
  3. Oxygen to the brains
  4. Male & female brains
  5. Hold this stuff for a while

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good of man. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY … Continue reading →


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  1. Skeleton crossing the road
  2. Cross the Ohio River
  3. KFC: our daily chicken
  4. Thaw the chicken
  5. Road sign for Disneyand

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Death of the dinosaurs

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OK, let’s consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth … Continue reading →


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Visit the sun

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, “We should go to Mars.” The redhead said, “We should go to the Moon.” … Continue reading →


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Inventions

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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle.” “OK,” says the clerk. “What do you call it?” “A … Continue reading →


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  5. Whole wheat bread

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