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- How to use the updated camera app in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
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- How to lock Galaxy S9 home screen layout on Galaxy S9 and S9+ with Android Pie update?
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- AirPods Pro 2 New features explained
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Category Archives: Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Top ten things NOT to say to your new girlfriend’s parents…
10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I’m not sure how long that cop car will stay lost. 9. There ain’t nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara’s … Continue reading
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged car, girl friend, mother-in-law, sex, top 10 list
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Top ten signs your spouse is having a cyber affair
10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette. 8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 6. He’s gotten amazingly good … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged computer, date, husband, internet, sex, top 10 list, wife
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Kiss Bush
A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: “I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!” Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier’s patriotism: “Actually, I have the American flag … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged America, George Dubya Bush, Iraq, nurse, sex
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Top 10 things NOT to say to a father when picking up his daughter for a date
1. “Now.. show me how you used to spank her.” 2. “Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?” 3. “I just got my license today.” 4. “Five bucks says she’s a D-cup.” … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged date, father, girl friend, sex, top 10 list, woman
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Top 10 blonde FAQs
1. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant. 2. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. 3. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged blonde, drown, fish, sex, top 10 list
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Period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, classroom, period, sex
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Arbor Day
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged gift, husband, sex, wife
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Top 10 differences between man and woman
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged man, top 10 list, woman
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Therapy
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged man, pharmacist
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Sticky and wet
What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet? Bubble gum, you sicko!
A child’s pray
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, father, pray
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Kiss your cheek
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged buttocks, cheek, husband, mother-in-law, surgery, wife
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Top 10 rejection lines for male and female
10. I think of you as a brother.Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in ‘Deliverance.’ 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don’t want to do my dad. 8. I’m not attracted to you … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged female, male, rejection, top 10 list
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Stand in line for that too
During a busy Pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport, a crowded flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas Jokes, Country Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged airline, airport, Australia, Christmas, girl, queue, sex, ticket
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Magic beer
So this guy walks into a bar and says, “Gve me two beers.” The bartender obliges him. The guy looks into his wallet and says, “Give me two more beers.” So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man … Continue reading
Translating male phrases
“I’m going fishing.” Really means… “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “It’s a guy thing.” Really means…. “There is no … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged driving, family, man, marriage, phrases, woman
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The perfect wife
What is the perfect wife? A good-looking, sex-craved, chef who owns a liquor store.
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged husband, liquor, sex, wife
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The eve of creation
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” God asks her. “Lord,” she says, “I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged Eve, God, man
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The lost chapter in Genesis
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. So God asked him, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam, God, man, rib, woman
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3 eggs and 10,000 dollars
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it. “Oh, that,” … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bed, cheat, egg, husband, money, wife
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