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Category Archives: Redneck Jokes
Cross the Ohio River
There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye … Continue reading
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Horse identification
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “well I’ve got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well… I can’t tell them apart. … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Redneck Jokes Tagged animal, bartender, drink, horse, redneck, tail Leave a comment
Hillbilly math
A Hillbilly family’s only son had saved up money to go to college and after about 3 years he came back home. They were sitting around the dinner table when the dad said, ”Well son, you have gone to college … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged bread, college, math, pie, square Leave a comment
Redneck’s lunch
An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Redneck Jokes Tagged Irish, Italian, lunch, pasta, redneck, sandwich, wife Leave a comment
Blondes on a rope
There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. They had nothing to hold them to the rope. The rope began slipping and breaking. The brunette said, ”Girls, I’m going to let go of the rope, … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged blonde, brunette, clap, rope, speech Leave a comment
Magic mirror
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, France and French Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Restaurant Jokes Tagged blonde, brunette, magic, mirror, Pairs, redhead, truth Leave a comment
Guess
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, “chickens.” “Chickens, eh?” says one guy. “Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?” “Heck,” says the … Continue reading
Visit the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, “We should go to Mars.” The redhead said, “We should go to the Moon.” … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Science Jokes Tagged blonde, mars, moon, NASA, sun Leave a comment
Redneck Christmas shopping
You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
Posted in Christmas Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Short Q & A, Texas Jokes Tagged Christmas, gift, girl friend, mother, redneck, sister Leave a comment
Rednecks’ dogs
Q: Why do rednecks’ dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars…
Redneck top ten
1) You’ve ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor. 2) Your wife’s hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan. 3) You go to your family reunion … Continue reading
Redneck father and son
You might be a redneck if your father walks you to school because you’re both in the same grade!
Rednecks clean the toilet
Y’might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein’ on the stains!
Redneck rules
Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can’t be fried in bacon grease, it ain’t worth cooking, let alone eating. Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can’t stay home the two days … Continue reading
Redneck lawn
You might be a redneck if you’re mowing your lawn and find a car.
Redneck family reunion
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!
Redneck in-laws
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws!
Redneck sweetheart
You might be a redneck if you can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it!
Rednecks and underwear
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear? There’s dandruff on his/her shoes.
Railroad redneck
Three railroad construction workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. “Man,” the Chinese man says. “If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.” “Man,” the Italian says. “If … Continue reading
