Category Archives: Redneck Jokes

Jokes on redneck, not just blonde

Magic mirror

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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and … Continue reading


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Special order
  2. Blonde painting
  3. Blonde in a breaststroke swimming race
  4. The magic mirror
  5. Visit the sun

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Guess

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Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, “chickens.” “Chickens, eh?” says one guy. “Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?” “Heck,” says the … Continue reading


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Blonde with chickens
  2. Guessing
  3. Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Visit the sun

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, “We should go to Mars.” The redhead said, “We should go to the Moon.” … Continue reading


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Special order
  2. Blonde painting
  3. Blonde in a breaststroke swimming race
  4. Three girls in the desert
  5. Blonde and genie

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Redneck Christmas shopping

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You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Redneck wins the lottery
  2. Redneck sweetheart
  3. Redneck father and son
  4. Father Christmas gift
  5. To my one and only love

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Rednecks’ dogs

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Q: Why do rednecks’ dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars…


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. A Roomful of Rednecks
  2. Rednecks clean the toilet
  3. Hot dog
  4. Three horny dogs
  5. Four men and their dogs

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