Category Archives: Politician Jokes

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Genie can’t deliver

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There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running … Continue reading →


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  1. Blonde and genie
  2. Piss in the boat
  3. 3 wishes of a government worker
  4. The ex-wife and the genie
  5. The Genie, Irish, English and Scottish

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Drinking buddies

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Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?” “I’m from Ireland.” … Continue reading →


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  1. Fun things at a drive-thru
  2. Beer and female hormones
  3. Sandy was drinking at a pub
  4. How much should I drink?
  5. Time to go home

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Nice trade

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Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him. “Nice pigs, sir!” “Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs — they’re Arkansas Razorbacks! … Continue reading →


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  1. Great trade!
  2. A lawyer and a politician
  3. Research findings
  4. Fromal Bank

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good of man. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY … Continue reading →


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  1. Skeleton crossing the road
  2. Cross the Ohio River
  3. KFC: our daily chicken
  4. Thaw the chicken
  5. Road sign for Disneyand

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Hymn #365

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A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. The other side
  2. Cross the Ohio River
  3. Dad’s poem
  4. Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention
  5. Woman’s Intelligence

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