Category Archives: Politician Jokes

political jokes, jokes on politicians

What a job!

Posted on August 1, 2014 by JokesLab
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Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques … Continue reading →

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State slogans

Posted on June 27, 2014 by JokesLab
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Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong! Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing California: As Seen on TV Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and … Continue reading →

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51 ways to annoy everybody

Posted on June 8, 2014 by JokesLab
51 ways to annoy everybody

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, … Continue reading →

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Kiss Bush

Posted on April 3, 2014 by JokesLab
funny-pose-I-enjoy-the-blow-job with Mr.McDonald

A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: “I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!” Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier’s patriotism: “Actually, I have the American flag … Continue reading →

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Medical Miracles

Posted on January 5, 2014 by JokesLab
Medical Miracles

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking … Continue reading →

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International beer syndrome

Posted on November 5, 2013 by JokesLab
two-beers-are-better-than-one

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. … Continue reading →

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No nuts is an advantage

Posted on November 1, 2013 by JokesLab
mans-problem-in-emergency

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked, “Do you have any military experience?” The Marine replied, “Why, yes! I’ve been in the … Continue reading →

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Great-uncle George

Posted on October 22, 2013 by JokesLab
Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket

The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They … Continue reading →

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Bad lawyer

Posted on August 21, 2013 by JokesLab
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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.

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Bush, Einstein and Picasso

Posted on June 14, 2013 by JokesLab
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When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn’t let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. And when Picasso died, St. Peter … Continue reading →

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Surgeon’s favourite

Posted on May 17, 2013 by JokesLab
funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians.  When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants.  … Continue reading →

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Bush and his daughters

Posted on May 16, 2013 by JokesLab
5-us-presidents-funny-obama-over-bush

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of having the same conversation week after week, so they finally … Continue reading →

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Who is the guy?

Posted on March 18, 2013 by JokesLab
funny-bush-picking-up-phone

About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he got him alone for a moment, he said to Gorbachev, ”Mikhail, can you help me with a problem? I have some doubts about one of … Continue reading →

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White House visitor

Posted on March 7, 2013 by JokesLab
funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist.

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He wasn’t dead yet

Posted on February 27, 2013 by JokesLab
public-entrance

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, “Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!” Colin Powell says “Oh, No! Did you cut him down?” “Cut him down?” asks George W. “How could I cut him down? He wasn’t … Continue reading →

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Matzo ball soup

Posted on February 20, 2013 by JokesLab
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One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya’s friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought the bowls and George … Continue reading →

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Pope in New York

Posted on January 30, 2013 by JokesLab
funny condom ad, endrosed by the Pope

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ”You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?” … Continue reading →

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Horse’s ass

Posted on January 17, 2013 by JokesLab
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The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the U.S. railroads were built by … Continue reading →

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Bush’s tragedy

Posted on December 27, 2012 by JokesLab
terrosists-in-beach

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ”tragedy.” “Well,” one girl replied, “If my … Continue reading →

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A silent debate between Pope and Moishe

Posted on December 6, 2012 by JokesLab
make-love-instead-of-doing-useless-protesting

Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member … Continue reading →

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