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Category Archives: Politician Jokes
What a job!
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques … Continue reading
State slogans
Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong! Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing California: As Seen on TV Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and … Continue reading
51 ways to annoy everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, … Continue reading
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Kiss Bush
A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: “I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!” Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier’s patriotism: “Actually, I have the American flag … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes Tagged America, George Dubya Bush, Iraq, nurse, sex Leave a comment
Medical Miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Country Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Japanese jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged Brirish, Geoge Dubya Bush, Japanese, White House Leave a comment
International beer syndrome
An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Country Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged beer, British, Chinese, Indian, insect, USA Leave a comment
No nuts is an advantage
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked, “Do you have any military experience?” The Marine replied, “Why, yes! I’ve been in the … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged disability, employment, interview, job, marine, testicle, war Leave a comment
Great-uncle George
The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged execution, prison Leave a comment
Bad lawyer
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.
Bush, Einstein and Picasso
When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn’t let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. And when Picasso died, St. Peter … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged Albert Einstein, Geoge Dubya Bush, Picasso, St. Peter Leave a comment
Surgeon’s favourite
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged accountant, doctor, electrician, lawyer, librarian Leave a comment
Bush and his daughters
Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of having the same conversation week after week, so they finally … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged daughter, drink, Geoge Dubya Bush, sex, underage Leave a comment
Who is the guy?
About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he got him alone for a moment, he said to Gorbachev, ”Mikhail, can you help me with a problem? I have some doubts about one of … Continue reading
Posted in Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged brother, exam, father, George Dubya Bush, son Leave a comment
White House visitor
What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist.
He wasn’t dead yet
George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, “Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!” Colin Powell says “Oh, No! Did you cut him down?” “Cut him down?” asks George W. “How could I cut him down? He wasn’t … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged Dick Cheney, George Dubya Bush, rope, suicide Leave a comment
Matzo ball soup
One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya’s friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought the bowls and George … Continue reading
Posted in Politician Jokes, Restaurant Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged animal, ball, George Dubya Bush, Jewish, soup Leave a comment
Pope in New York
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ”You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?” … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged car, driver, New York, police, pope, speeding Leave a comment
Horse’s ass
The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the U.S. railroads were built by … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, British Jokes, Office Jokes, Politician Jokes, Science Jokes Tagged ass, horse, railroad, standard Leave a comment
Bush’s tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ”tragedy.” “Well,” one girl replied, “If my … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged accident, campus, George Dubya Bush, loss, president, student, tragedy Leave a comment
A silent debate between Pope and Moishe
Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Country Jokes, Office Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged debate, Jewish, Moishe, pope Leave a comment
