Category Archives: Miscellaneous Jokes

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Animals and fridge!

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1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Shooting an elephant
  2. I was hiding innocently in the fridge
  3. Ticket please
  4. Computer dating
  5. Move your cat

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You unzipped my fly three times

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Top ten ways to tell someone their fly is unzipped
  2. A sign of the times
  3. No undies
  4. Tight Dress

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Hilarious signs

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Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” Pizza shop … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Where’s my Rolex?!
  2. ”I’m stupid” signs
  3. Top 20 signs that it’s a bad day
  4. FBI interview
  5. Smart Dog

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Cross-examining

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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Things people really said in court
  2. Open season on lawyers!
  3. Mrs. Jones, do you know me?
  4. Cross examination
  5. Red Cross

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Move your cat

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Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Solitary confinement
  2. Fun things at a drive-thru
  3. Things just fallin’ off
  4. You’ve got a mail
  5. Cowboy Joe

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