Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes

Jokes on lawyers

What does a Bald Eagle taste like?

A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went something like this: Judge: “Do you know that eating a bald … Continue reading

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Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral?

Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only two handles on a garbage can.

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Open season on lawyers!

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing … Continue reading

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The Lawyer’s Funeral

A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. “Why are you all at this man’s funeral?” A man turns towards him and says, … Continue reading

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Lawyer partner

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. “Jack, I’ve got to confess. I’ve been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and I’m the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, I’ve been … Continue reading

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Drowning lawyer

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

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