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- How to use Bixby quick commands on Galaxy S9, S9+, S8, S8+, Note 8, and Note 9 with the Android Pie update?
- How to remap Bixby button on Galaxy S9 and S9+ after updating to Android Pie?
- How to use the updated camera app in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
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- How to lock Galaxy S9 home screen layout on Galaxy S9 and S9+ with Android Pie update?
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- How to use app shortcuts in Galaxy S8 Home screen in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
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- How to Install Galaxy S8 Android Oreo Update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- New status icons in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+
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- How to disable multi window in Samsung Galaxy S6, S6 edge and S6 edge+?
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- Galaxy S6 auto factory reset in Android Marshmallow update
- Galaxy S7 Guides
- How to customize Galaxy S7 quick setting buttons after Android Nougat update?
- How to use volume key to take photos in Galaxy S7 camera app?
- How to use apps edge in edge screen of Galaxy S7 edge (and Galaxy S6 edge, Galaxy S6 edge+, and Galaxy Note 7)
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- Bluetooth Codec for Wireless Headphones and Earbuds: Everything You Need to Know
- New Features for AirPods Pro in iOS 17
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- AirPods Pro 2 New features explained
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Category Archives: Kids Jokes
Homework
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged classroom, girl, homework, mother, punish, school
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Little Johnny’s essay
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.” Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged campus, child, dog, essay, homework
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Chemical formula for water
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!! The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?” Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged campus, chemistry, child, school, science, water
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Civil Servant
Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged child, father, government, gun, hunter, school, shoot, son
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You got an ’F’ in sex
A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get … Continue reading
Posted in Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, divorce, girl, license, mother, sex
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Bed time
One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ”Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!” ”No. You had your chance.” A minute later the boy screamed ”Dad!! Can you get me … Continue reading
Texan baby
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds. “WOW!” was the response from everyone at the bar. Two weeks … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged baby, bar, circumcision, drink, Texas
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The secret of speed
Plane: How do you fly so fast? Rocket: You’ll know when your ass is on fire!
Girls can get as many as they want
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day passing an 8 year old girl’s house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can’t resist taunting the girl. He holds up his football and … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bike, boy, football, girl, mother, penis, woman
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You’re not old enough
A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it. His grandson says, “Grandpa, can I try some of your cigarette?” “Can you touch your … Continue reading
Little sister
One day a little boy walked in his parents room and saw them having sex. The boy’s father said that him and mom are making a little sister for him. So the next day the dad came home from work … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, husband, milkman, sex, wife
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Urine test
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. “Why are you crying?” asked the other child. “I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger.” When he heard this, the … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged blood, child, hospital, medical examination, urine
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Letter to God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send … Continue reading
Posted in Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged boy, Geoge Dubya Bush, God, letter, money
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Where is the God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. They boys’ mother … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged boy, child, church, God, priest
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A military cargo plane
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged airplane, cargo, child, military, missile, pistol, weapon
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Blood circulation
A lesson about blood flow and circulation. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged blood, brain, child, face, foot, pupil, science, student, teacher
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Drawing God
A Kindergarten teacher was walking around the classroom observing the students while they were drawing. Stopping at the desk of one little girl who was working hard on her drawing, the teacher asked what the girl was drawing. The girl … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged drawing, girl, God, kindergarten, teacher
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Black eyes
A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned. “What happened, my child?” “I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged choir, eye, girl, guy, priest, punch, wedgie
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Bush fans
There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged Al Gore, classroom, George Dubya Bush, student, teacher, Texas
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Fish hit a wall
What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!
Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged dam, fish, wall, water
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