Category Archives: Kids Jokes

jokes for kids, of kids

Animals and fridge!

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1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Shooting an elephant
  2. I was hiding innocently in the fridge
  3. Ticket please
  4. Computer dating
  5. Move your cat

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Got any grapes?

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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Magic beer
  2. Panda bear
  3. Fast turtle
  4. The magician and the parrot
  5. Duckman

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Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered

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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ”Well, now,” says the … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Lack of vision
  2. Expensive perfume
  3. 3 wishes of a government worker
  4. The ex-wife and the genie
  5. Three Wishes

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Why did you eat him?

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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “I’m having a baby.” With big eyes, he asked, “Is … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Get your oil changed
  2. Let me hold your monkey
  3. what the new year looks like
  4. Chocolate ice cream
  5. How do you like that?

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Playing violin

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Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read. The family dog was at there too, and, on hearing the screeching sounds, began to howl. Johnny’s father listened to the dog and … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Never believe in Washington’s story
  2. Bush fans
  3. Little Johnny
  4. Little Johnny’s essay
  5. Too smart

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