Category Archives: Hospital Jokes

jokes on health, hospital, medical, well being, doctors, nurses, patients

Not allowed up on the furniture

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A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor! I’ve got this problem,” the man said. “I keep hallucinating that I’m a dog. It’s crazy. I don’t know … Continue reading →


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  1. Fart is not allowed
  2. It makes your eyes bulge and your ears protrude
  3. Gassy granny
  4. Hot bath
  5. Tell me the color

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Why did you eat him?

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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “I’m having a baby.” With big eyes, he asked, “Is … Continue reading →


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  1. Get your oil changed
  2. Let me hold your monkey
  3. what the new year looks like
  4. Chocolate ice cream
  5. How do you like that?

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Hilarious signs

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Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” Pizza shop … Continue reading →


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  1. Where’s my Rolex?!
  2. ”I’m stupid” signs
  3. Top 20 signs that it’s a bad day
  4. FBI interview
  5. Smart Dog

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How do you like that?

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A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the … Continue reading →


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  1. Do you think it’s the light that’s attracting them?
  2. A child’s pray
  3. Get your oil changed
  4. Man or woman? black or white?
  5. Tell me the color

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Mad cow

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ”So what do you think of mad cow disease?” The other replies, ”I dunno, I’m a chicken.”


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  1. Mad Cow!
  2. Two cows
  3. The ‘hind-lick’ maneuver
  4. This looks like yours
  5. Texan Farmer

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