Category Archives: Genie Jokes

jokes on Genie

Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered

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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ”Well, now,” says the … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Lack of vision
  2. Expensive perfume
  3. 3 wishes of a government worker
  4. The ex-wife and the genie
  5. Three Wishes

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Genie can’t deliver

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There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Blonde and genie
  2. Piss in the boat
  3. 3 wishes of a government worker
  4. The ex-wife and the genie
  5. The Genie, Irish, English and Scottish

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A cold day in the hell

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A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
  2. Go to Hell, there are no Catholics there
  3. Bill Gates in hell

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Statue Fantasy

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An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were positioned on opposite ends of the park, facing each other with their arms extended out … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Is that all we have left?

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Three Wishes

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A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Polar Bears
  2. The other side
  3. The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some rabbits
  4. Bad dog
  5. Three wishes for blondes

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