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Category Archives: Genie Jokes
Brunette meets Genie

A Brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says,”You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes … Continue reading
Smarter man

Three men were walking down a street and found a bottle laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said, ”You will each get one wish.” The first man wished … Continue reading
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Piss in the boat

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and … Continue reading
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Blonde and genie

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give … Continue reading
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3 wishes of a government worker

One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c’mon, I’m sure there’s one buried in your desk too.) Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he … Continue reading
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The ex-wife and the genie

One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. ”I will grant you three wishes … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Genie Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes Tagged death, ex-wife, genie, money, wishes Leave a comment
The never-ending joint

There was this pot-head walking down a road when a genie appeared in front of him and said, “I’ll grant you two wishes. What is your first wish?” asked the genie. The pot-head replied, “I want a never ending joint. … Continue reading
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Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ”Well, now,” says the … Continue reading
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Genie can’t deliver

There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Genie Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged beach, bridge, genie, Hawaii, lamp, man, San Fransisco, wish, woman Leave a comment
A cold day in the hell

A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end … Continue reading
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Statue Fantasy

An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were positioned on opposite ends of the park, facing each other with their arms extended out … Continue reading
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Three Wishes

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Genie Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes Tagged bear, frog, gay, helmet, motorcycles, rabbit, sex, wishes 1 Comment
Third wish

This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt-encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold it was a very old oil lamp. The … Continue reading
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The Genie, Irish, English and Scottish

Three guys, one Irish, one English and one Scottish are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total”,says the … Continue reading
Three wishes for blondes

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish … Continue reading
Double for mother-in-law

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half … Continue reading
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