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Category Archives: Family Jokes
Sanitary Blonde
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, drive, family, restroom, sign
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Bush and his daughters
Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of having the same conversation week after week, so they finally … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged daughter, drink, Geoge Dubya Bush, sex, underage
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Sons
Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. “My son,” the first one says, “started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bar, father, gay, gift, son
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Charming
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged child, gift, husband, Mississippi, Texas, wife
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They’re all at the funeral
A man had tickets to see the Gold Medal Volleyball Match at the Olympics, front row, center court. As he sits down, a woman comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No,” he … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Country Jokes, Family Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged funeral, husband, Olympic, volleyball, wife
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This looks like yours
A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened. “Well, it’s like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round … Continue reading
If XXX made toasters
If Oracle made toasters… They’d claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you got it home you’d discover the Bagel Engine was still in development, the Croissant Extension was three years away and … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Computer Jokes, Family Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged computer, HP, IBM, Microsoft, Oracle, software, toaster
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The most confusing day
What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia? Father’s Day.
They’re busy
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can I speak to them?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The firemen.” “Can … Continue reading
Screw or twist
It’s the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged boy, date, father, girl, sex, twist
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I can’t get into your panties!
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband — who was a big burly man — tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged honeymoon, husband, marriage, panties, wife
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A Tennessee divorce
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?
Posted in Family Jokes, Tennessee Jokes
Tagged brother, divorce, marriage, redneck, sister, Tennessee
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They won’t let you fart
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged chair, fart, mother, nurse
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FBI will do it for you
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Allen, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Country Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged body, FBI, potato, prison, son
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Only when he’s drunk
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, “I’m very … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Family Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, drink, husband, lamp, license, police, wife
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The windy day
George set out on a very windy day to see his friend Sam who was sick in bed. Hours later, he pulled his weary body into Sam’s house. Sam asked him how it was. ”I’ll tell ya, it was just … Continue reading
Little Johnny
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two … Continue reading
Wrong way
There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way … Continue reading
What kind of boy did your daughter marry?
Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, “What kind of boy did your daughter marry?” “Oh, he’s wonderful,” gushed the mother. “He lets her sleep late, ants her … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged daughter, marriage, mother, son
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Below your left breast
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged breast, heart, knee, suicide
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